WHAT IS THE POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
Shapeshifting is my favourite power. Not cause of stealth or spy stuff, but because YOU CAN BE A DRAGON
A cosplayers dream come true
Since Mary, Queen of Scotland, was a child the English have wanted her country, and her crown. She is sent to France to wed its next king, to save herself and her people—a bond that should protect her, but there are forces that conspire, forces of darkness, forces of the heart. Long may she R E I G N.
WHY IS THERE NO IAN ON MY DASH?
IAN. LIFTED. UP. A CAR. LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE “OH COOL” AND MOVED ON.
Yeah, lifting up cars is sometimes a thing people do when they get their adrenaline pumping in real life, but if you may have forgotten this is THE MARVEL UNIVERSE WHERE WE DON’T SEE THINGS THAT ARE NOT IMPORTANT PEOPLE DON’T JUST LIFT UP CARS AND NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS.
IAN TOTALLY HAS POWERS. HE’S TOTALLY BEEN HIDING THEM BUT FOLLOWING AVENGERS STUFF FROM AFAR AND GOT INVOLVED BECAUSE LIKE 90% OF THE AVENGERS HE TOTALLY SCIENCED HIMSELF INTO GETTING POWERS AND NOW HE WANTS TO HELP THE WORLD BUT ALSO ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALTZ INTO SHIELD HQ AND GO “Hey I wanna be an Avenger” OKAY
TALK TO ME ABOUT IAN. DON’T IGNORE IAN. HE’S WAY MORE THAN A LOVE INTEREST I CAN SENSE IT
Wasn’t the gravity messed up in this scene, though? Wouldn’t that make the car lighter?
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?
FUCK YEAH ELLE WOODS OR DIE
this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is
Let’s not forget that in the end when the guy wants her again, she turns him down because she knows she deserves better.
This is why I preach the gospel of She-Hulk to Elle Woods fans whenever possible, because one Elle Woods is awesome already and not enough people know that Jennifer Walters is like an Elle Woods who can turn into an 8-foot-tall green version of herself and punch motherfuckers.
So when is Marvel studios going to wise up and have the screenwriter of Legally Blonde write a script for the She-Hulk movie?
I’d buy tickets for that movie right now, sight unseen.